I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life
|—||Louis Tomlinson in St. Louis (via tomlinshires)|
this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
update: I banged him
HARRY WORE MICHAEL SAM’S JERSEY. THE FIRST OPENLY GAY FOOTBALL PLAYER. HE TURNED AROUD WHEN THE CAMERA WAS ON HIM AND POINTED TO THE NAME (my photo)
BABY GOLDEN RETRIEVER BEING A NOOT NOOT
This is so cute
U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again
in my first chemistry class my friend thought she knew all the elements and the teacher asked if we knew any and she said fire and that sums up chemistry to me
So last year at school we had a new girl and my friend asked her what her name was and she goes
And my friend was like, “oMG LIKE FROM FROZEN!?”
And that girl just looked at her with the deadest eyes ive ever seen and said, “Yes. That movie ruined my fucking life.”
YOU THINK THAT’S BAD?
MY NAME IS ELSA.
You poor, poor soul